It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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