My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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