I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
