Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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