I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he was CRYING into my vagina
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize