I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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