yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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