i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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