Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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