I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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