I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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