My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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