I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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