Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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