I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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