so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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