Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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