And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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