Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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