Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
