There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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