id be glad to
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I touched a dick in church today
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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