I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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