You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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