wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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