Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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