just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
