I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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