Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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