heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
