Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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