You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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