its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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