what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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