i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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