nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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