: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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