did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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