Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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