Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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