we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
