question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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