I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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