My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We need to get me chipped asap
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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