belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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