I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So. Much. Porn.
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