Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Dignity is for republicans.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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