I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I need to sanitize my soul.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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