Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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