How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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