her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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