All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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