No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
