Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
