Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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