Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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