Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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